‘‘Good evening sports fans and welcome to the Oldbowl Championship pre-match warm up, which this year is sponsored by Ramshackle games. You join a capacity crowd, packed with members of every race from across the known world, all howling like banshees in anticipation of tonight’s game. Oh, and yes, there are some actual banshees... ''
‘‘As you know, The Oldbowl Championship is an epic conflict between a number of teams of heavily-armoured and quite insane warriors. Players pass, throw or run with the ball, attempting to get it to the other end of the pitch by any means to make it too the final. Of course, the other teams must try and stop them. The team which wins the most games, are declared The Oldbowl Champions!"